Here are some little-known sex facts that may surprise you – or at least give you ammunition for a fascinating dinner conversation!

1. The best medicine… According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female “hysteria” during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria’s anxiety-related symptoms.

2. Say cheese! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

3. Hop to it. The iconic “Rabbit” is renowned for two things: excellent results and an odd smiley face on its tip. Women’s Health tells us the smiley face was actually a result of conservative Japanese customs. Apparently, Japanese consumers frown upon “the production of sex toys that too closely resemble phalluses,” so the smiley face was added.

4. Does he measure up? The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.

5. The sad truth. While this fact is neither entertaining nor humorous, it’s shocking to note that homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association’s list of mental illnesses until 1973.

6. Work it. Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

7. What a tease! Burlesque costumes are the epitome of sexy – think Dita Von Teese and lingerie; however, a few centuries ago, the outfits had a slightly different purpose. According to the Museum of Sex, merkins (the bottom half of burlesque costumes) were originally created as “pubic wigs” for 15th century prostitutes.

8. Whatever happened to Southern comfort? The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.

As usual, the College Festival arrived slowly, filling the campus atmosphere with a lot of excitement. For me, it was day of blossoming. My entire group was in a hurry, busily preparing for different things. I joined them to help. In the midst of the rush, you were busy helping in the green room. I asked for some help from someone and I never anticipated you would come forward. Looking at my face, you stood, and I could sense your presence of mind was slowly sinking in the ocean of lust. The sensual feeling in me grew hotter yet I controlled myself.  It was something I cherished and yearned for. I never expected you would call me again and this time you carried a wrapped gift for me. Once again you appeared in front of my gate without any warning. Your cherubic features were amazingly seductive and absolutely suffused in all the good qualities of the man I was searching for. The next sunny Saturday, you called and. I quickly dressed up in my best to meet you. We sat in a cafeteria and shared good time together. I felt it was my only opportunity. Your lust was slowly catching fire in your blood stream and I could see it in your eyes. Slowly turning like a tornado, leaving behind everything in the world, we closed the door behind us soliciting solace. The man in you grew hotter and the Diva in me ignited you. Your hunger and ravenous need for effortless ecstasy finally found an asylum in me.

Relish it well, for lust is sweeter than all else.

Brandi xoxo

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You unpredictably lost two sets in a row to your arch rival.  Disappointed, you sat silently under the shadow of a wide grown Maple tree.  The hues of red and yellow leaves strewn across the ground made the park look lively and irresistibly beautiful. Seeing your state of mind, and being a friend, I reached out to console you.  It was a futile attempt!!! You were like drained spinach in the hot sun light. Pampering your scattered hair lines, I sat beside you showering gentle words of consolation, something to cheer you up.   It worked. Slowly your innate instinct found itself becoming hotter, filling your young veins with amazing waves of lava and lust alike. Untamed emotion stormed through your every cell, turning hot while your eyes became lilac in lust. The hurricane of lust stormed in your veins, heating up every sense. The sensual pleasure you yearned for, for many years, it was something you suppressed so far. Now it was unleashed and showered down like a water jet. We retreated into a lonely corner behind the bushes where you slithered over me, licking every drop of sensual pleasure that blossomed on my growing, tempting limbs. The Diva in me relished in the ultimate pleasure once and for ever.

Once again; sometimes you can’t wait.  

Brandi xoxo

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The train was unpredictably delayed.  I waited impatiently yet earnestly to appear for the first ever interview. The station was visibly crowded. A chilly wind penetrated through everyone to the bone. Many stood idle yet tucked into themselves. Lighting a cigarette, you stood a little ways away. A careless look on your face as you stared into the infinity that was partially evident in the fog. As the train arrived you sat alongside me, silent.  You suddenly broke the silence by asking my name, about my job and other details. I told you my nickname merrily. Slowly something between us surfaced somewhere that no other passengers noticed.  We met again accidentally you say, at party leaving a note with a warm kiss, you vanished. A surprising gift you stealthily preserved for me. I noticed your lips were vibrating, eyes were turning red and your veins were filled with hot blood. With the light gone, we vanished into a room behind the dance hall. The man in you awoke.  The sensuality rose in your flesh and its hunger festooned in the wind of lust. A festival of sensuality was celebrated. For the first time, you quenched your thirst for lust with complete satisfaction as you slithered on me.

Come, time and again.

Brandi xoxo

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Since this holiday is Labor Day I hope everyone is taking a day off and resting. If you need help relaxing I am only a call away. I feel like curling up with a blanket and movie since this cloudy rainy weather started. I hope our beautiful, bright Sept sunny days come back soon. The summer just went to fast. Although we need this rain there is nothing like the feel of the September sun beating down on your skin unlike the Kamloops summer sun which is way to hot – for me anyways.  See you soon!

Brandi xoxo

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Sitting near the main door of our college, I was busy writing my term paper. A crowd of impish boys just across from me, sat at the main staircase chattering like birds. One of them stood silent like a proud stag. I never thought you would be my first beau. Your naughty, restive eyes secretly admired my luring limbs.  Instantly, you shied away on and off, giving me a feeling of restlessness. While I was hurrying to the class room, you stood on my way and asked my name.  Angrily, I refused to answer you.  Your pursuing nature forced me to bide. We met again in the college cafeteria. The storm in you was caged yet it gave birth to lava of lust.  I could perceive a form of greed for flesh; it was a feeling that prevailed in the blood that boiled in your veins. A boat at the shore had given us a small shelter to hide and you stripped as I stood motionless. The never ending quest for flesh showered us endlessly. You were slithering on me and licking every drop of nectar in me.

Don’t stop, carry on.

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