The inspiring dinner elated everyone’s’ inspiration. The feast was the chef’s finest ever. The aroma in the ambiance bubbled in the champagne as whispers and hilarity filled the mood. Sitting at the lounge sipping champagne from the embellished champagne flute, I sat alone devoid of any resolve. Loquacious he prattled with acquaintances, bantered cracking [...]
The end of January brings me to Vernon, B.C. for one day only. Please schedule ahead of time if you would like to see me. E-mail or call for your appointment. Info on how to get a hold of me is on my contact page. Email is spiceandsass271@hotmail.com or call 250 371 0947 See you [...]
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says ‘I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’ The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. [...]
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.’ She replies, ‘If your penis is as hard [...]
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ‘Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.’ ‘I know,’ the old man said. ‘We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.’ ‘Well,’ Granny [...]
As of this January I am finally back at school which means my schedule isn’t as flexible anymore. It is best to check in and see when I might be working. The good news is when I am not in school I am studying/doing homework and therefore can easily be ready on short notice when [...]
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Being benighted to the coterminous regale, I expatiated into the vivacious college life. Standing beside the pillar stood a charming man clean shaven and with short dark hair. He smiled at me. In the Cafeteria he sat opposite to me. We plodded along the meadow of rose gardens. Pine tree shades hosted our affectionate rendezvous [...]
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