Archive for January, 2009

Tide

Monday, January 26th, 2009

 

The inspiring dinner elated everyone’s’ inspiration. The feast was the chef’s finest ever. The aroma in the ambiance bubbled in the champagne as whispers and hilarity filled the mood.

Sitting at the lounge sipping champagne from the embellished champagne flute, I sat alone devoid of any resolve. Loquacious he prattled with acquaintances, bantered cracking jokes and groveled in alcohol yet he failed to engross in discussion, all he did was laugh.

I joined the crowd in the dance hall without noticing him following. Holding another man’s hand, I started dancing dissolved in the music and dim light. In a jiffy he was around, yet reluctant to consort anyone else, he stood in vista motionless. Softly he sprang on me. I resigned to him like a tamed lamb. I gave in and we danced together. I moved upstairs as he held around my loin, my out fit was falling down.

The waves turned vicious as the tide of lust reached its reach to his zenith. The receded parted us like gentle spinach. Given a night, he delicately coddled in memories. The night has given way to the dawn, waking us up departing with smiles and stooped face feeling shy.

Reminiscences of those moments still bask in the freshness. I long for ever since, when will you come again?

Vernon, B.C.

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

 The end of January brings me to Vernon, B.C. for one day only. Please schedule ahead of time if you would like to see me. E-mail or call for your appointment. Info on how to get a hold of me is on my contact page. Email is spiceandsass271@hotmail.com or call 250 371 0947

 

See you soon!

Brandi xoxo

 

One More Joke

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.
The wife turns over and says ‘I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
‘Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?’

 

More Sexy Jokes

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.’

 

Jokes

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ‘Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.’
‘I know,’ the old man said. ‘We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.’
‘Well,’ Granny snickered. ‘Let’s relive some old times.’
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
‘You know, honey,’ the little old lady breathlessly replied, ‘my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.’
‘I wouldn’t be surprised,’ replied Gramps. ‘One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal ‘.

 

January’s Schedule

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

As of this January I am finally back at school which means my schedule isn’t as flexible anymore. It is best to check in and see when I might be working. The good news is when I am not in school I am studying/doing homework and therefore can easily be ready on short notice when you call. Days are still best options for me as I never work past 9 Pm at night. So come on and put a little bit of heaven in your world!

You have had the rest now try the best! I offer an upscale service for the discerning gentleman. I am in my mid 30′s, very sexy, long blonde hair, big blue eyes. What more could a person ask for? Would love to see you and please you. I am very good at what I do. You won’t be disappointed! I provide a un rushed and satisfying experience. There is absolutely no games and no drama, my services are very discrete.

A sensual massage awaits you with me, an erotic explosion of passion to be had. Yes you can touch, I know you want to. Do you crave seduction? You will just love me! I am charming, witty, educated, and classy. I am available for your entertainment and more. I am an excellent companion nothing like any thing you seen before. I’m available for private parties, personal 1 on 1 shows, and conservative events. My measurements are 5’7 140lbs 36d” 30″ 36″ and athletic with a delicious complexion. So don’t let the pretty picture fool you I am a handful literally! Pictures are 150% me or an hour free guaranteed!  Gentlemen serious caller’s only and absolutely no private calls, you must display your number to book. Don’t forget to mention my specials. You deserve to spoil yourself!

What ever your pleasure is I know I can fulfill your wishes and desires. I will mesmerize your senses with my soft and sensual body!!! I will offer you an experience you will NEVER FORGET…..And have you begging for more…..

250 371 0947

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Brandi at the beach

Brandi at the beach

10 Am to 8 PM

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

I’ll make this post short n sweet! Blonde goddess, banging body, best butt you’ll ever lay eyes on, and you’ll love my personality ;) I don’t play games, and I don’t BS. no fake pictures, 100% me, 200% satisfaction, guaranteed! Unless you have offended me some how or present offense breath or body odor. Everyone leaves with a smile! Special winter rates, you don’t want to miss out on this.  

 In and out calls

Brandi xoxo

College days

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Being benighted to the coterminous regale, I expatiated into the vivacious college life. Standing beside the pillar stood a charming man clean shaven and with short dark hair. He smiled at me. In the Cafeteria he sat opposite to me. We plodded along the meadow of rose gardens. Pine tree shades hosted our affectionate rendezvous again and again. He found irresistible love in me and woke up bearing buds. His mesmerizing smile was seductive. Life stood still. We enjoyed hot picnic spots and seashores and even rejoiced in the sun set in our free time.

 

The luster of lust glistened in its pediment. Once we engrossed each other, we shared the vital asset I had preserved in me. Grabbing me his wilder side woke up and slowly the wind blew us into a hot frenzy.

 

Confection relished for the first time. At a snail’s pace the day turned hot, as the night pampered us in mild winter. The love and lust swung like the spring and the autumn. As it blossomed everywhere turned colorful.

 

Again, I can sail you through out the ultimate gratification. Just drop in and grab me. Precious moments are rare in life.

 

January’s schedule , I am here for the rest of the month.

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Let me introduce myself as Kamloops’s most Upscale Escort.
I am available in
Kamloops, BC for your next business trip or vacation. I frequently travel to New York, Montréal, Qu and Ottawa
, On  
I possess very fine delicate features that include beautiful sparkling blue eyes, long soft silky blonde hair and healthy white skin. Standing a very well proportioned 5′ 7 ” tall, curvy in all the right places nicely toned, I turn heads where ever I go.
I measure a true 36D all natural- 30-36.

I offer an upscale service for the discerning gentleman.

Discretion is paramount and expected.

10 A.M. to 8 P.M.  Incall and outcall available.

250 per hour
350 pse

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