Archive for November, 2008

Another Joke

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

A Day at the Races

 

Horses in the race:

Passionate Lady
Clean Sheets
Bare Belly
Thighs
Silk Panties
Big Johnson
Conscience
Heavy Bosom
Jockey Shorts
Merry Cherry

At the Post…

They’re off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.

At the Halfway Mark…

It’s Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At the Stretch…

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.

At the Finish…

It’s Big Johnson giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.

Clean Sheets never had a chance…

__________________

 

 

 

A joke

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. ”

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

The Rhyme

Friday, November 28th, 2008

The rhyme in your life was imbalanced once.

For the first time in your life, you tasted the other side of hunger and lust. Left un-quenched you were left behind; everything turned into a disgruntled experience.

Now, you are in the peak of your life.

Many things in your life knock at your door only once.

I rise in your dreams, promising a day when your dreams shall turn into a colorful, memorable experience.

The rare creature in me sails you through the seven oceans as a sensual rainbow glisten in the horizon of wider waves and lust. The wind blows into your memories a fragrance of pleasure and brings with it the rhythm of footsteps of dances that dazzled in explicit memories.

This moment of ultimate sensual pleasure you need to preserve. It is the first ever in your life and may the last of your life.

I wake you up into a higher life. Everything in your heart vibrates in a rhythm that wakes up lust and pleasure in this ravishing devotee of a divine sensuality.

Commit fully to my waking you up with a soporific spring in your veins. They slowly warm up and get hotter.

The beat of your heart resembles a dream. The breath turns to a storm and the man in you turns to a cave man.

Wilder, wilder and un-quenched lust easily subsides from its peak. Now, nothing left just this Diva. You will ruminate every moment with me forever.

Time is not to sit and think. Just sail.

Time and tide never wait.

 

The Resonance

Friday, November 28th, 2008

In a moment’s time, you were awakened. You are not a clay model. The blood in your body is a live brook of warm spring. Your youth is celebrating your imaginings and lust in its high tide.

Life is not to nurture disappointments, but to rejoice with your own ideal lover.

You might not have thought that before!

Once you tried to explore your wilder side, but the cohort disenchanted you.

Ever since you’ve had a form of indifference.

Here in me you will find a wonderful partner. I’ll discover your adventurous side and the wilderness that’s real in you.

The waves are high and the storm in you is wilder.

Your lust caught in the wind unfurls a full mast.

I discover your wilderness, competency in my taste.

This Diva will enliven your fantasy and shower fabulous pleasure waking up every sense, slithering on you taking you to the helm of insurmountable delight!

Once voracious your lust easily finds an asylum to douse at last.

Alas! You’ve found where you will bury your bashfulness and unveil your true wilderness.

You float and bump up to the vital delight you’ve never sensed, sailed or explored before.

This un-explainable gratification you’ve pondered forever throughout your life.

This jiffy you’ve hidden somewhere in the corner of your heart to pamper yourself in times of loneliness.

When the fantasy becomes luscious memory why not pamper fondly?

That is the secret of life!

Lust, what else?

Vibration

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Vibration

The winter has a home. No plume quilt can compensate the tenderness of an idyllic partner.

All of the sanity in you wants to celebrate its fiesta in full. The cold wind is blowing the warm tide of your covetousness inside.

Once you met a spouse while sailing, with a notion to celebrate for the first time. As the surge in you was in its peak she left you in the sway, peeved you walked into the chalet.

A diva, once in your life! That was a far-flung delusion. A call to me was a decisive moment. You came and I waited.

The moon was ascending from the east far behind the hills, leisurely the tide in you soared, and I woke up your senses. They celebrated in pleasure.

A wow! from you. This un-explainable joy you relished. I woke you up, your true wilderness celebrated in delight and sprung to liberation.

Those moments still you savor. Your mind never wandered ever since.

Now, the winter arrived again. The warmness in you woke up to celebrate the moments once and ceaselessly.

You never make out when the good things bang at the door.

The hail of joy is momentous. Still they shower again and again!

Celebrate again and again.

 

 

Jingles

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

A ravenous night had you calling me up for a frantic endeavor to satiate your lust you left behind un-satiated. Your acquaintances had so many things to brag about, you had none.

I knew your craving was candid when I met you for the first time.

You wanted to lavish your desire and you needed someone to fully appreciate you and respond.

I did!

The towering exhilaration of yours was like high tide, it inundated every precinct of bashfulness, and you were storming.

I was cheering!

This ultimate adventure had taken you to the peak of joyous ecstasy you yearned for.

You forgot the crestfallen sensation that forced your mind to stroll to the place where you once failed to the surrendered.

You forgot the disconsolate feeling.

Finally you found a safe haven in me!

I have made you savor the nectar in lust for the first time in life.

Your gasp was deeper and I felt the warmth of your breath. Slowly you were soaring into your high.

All your senses celebrated the bliss copious for the first time, leaving an aura of dazzling memories you can spell out, then ponder pampering the moments you celebrated the festivals of lust.

Try again; every moment is precious in life!

 

The Raven

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The time has awakened you. You are not a desolate tract.

The blood in your body is live like a spring. Your youth is celebrating your dreams and lust in its high tide.

Life is not to nurture disappointments. It is to rejoice with your own ideal buddies.

You might not have done it before once you tried to explore your wilder side, but the partner disenchanted you. Ever since, a form of apathy rules you.

Here in me you will find a wonderful partner. I discover your adventurous side and wilderness that is real in you. The waves are high, the storm in you is wilder, your lust caught in the wind un-furling full mast.

I discover your wilderness; competence is my taste.

This Diva excites your fantasy, showering fabulous pleasures, waking up every sense, slithering on your senses and taking you to the helm.

Once insatiable your lust easily finds you an asylum to quench at last!

Alas! Where will you set aside your bashfulness?

Un-veiling the true wilderness, you float and elevate yourself to the ultimate pleasure. A pleasure you’ve never sensed, sailed or explored.

The un-explainable pleasure you ruminate ever in your life. The moment you hide somewhere in the corner of your heart & pamper yourself.

When the fancy becomes lascivious memory why not pamper fondly?

Else, what is the secret of life?

Lust….

What else?

Rhythm

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The Rhythm in your life unfairly fell once. The first time in your life where you tasted the other side, the live feat of lust!

Left unquenched you were left behind, the whole lot turned into a disgruntled experience!

There are many things in your life that bang at your door, only once.

I rise in your dreams. The maddening days of your dreams turn it a colorful, brilliant experience.

The rare creature in me cruise you through the seven oceans of sensual bliss, the vivid rainbow gleam in the horizon of wilder waves and lust. The wind comes into your reminiscences with a fragrance and delight. The cadence of footsteps and dances dazzle memories.

This moment of ultimate sensual pleasure you need to preserve. It is the first ever in life; may be never life, again.

This ravishing devotee of a divine sensuality commit in my full, wake up the soporific spring in your veins. They slowly warm up and turn hotter.

The beats of your heart resembles a drum, your breath turn to be a storm and the man in you turns to a cave man. Wilder and unquenched lust easily subsides from its peak. Now, nothing left. Just leave on this Diva.

You will ruminate every moment with me forever.

 

Adrenalin

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Compatibility in partners…something very rare.

Yes, that’s true. There are women, yet there’s a rare woman!

A woman who understands her partner is rare. Your life is not to delusion, not to let your mind ramble when other men brag about their weekend with a beautiful company on the beach; the partner they escort with while traveling. The latest holiday spree to the renowned island resorts.

You by no means sought after being dejected. You want to leave home.

You crave for all these.

But, where you will discover her? She who senses your need before you acquainted with it and asked for it.

You are young; and your heart is younger. Your veins still carry warm blood. Lust still celebrates in your life. The spring in your life is in its peak.

Unless you find a partner you can trust, you won’t be pleased

Your discontent would be un-imaginable.

The woman in me always honors the longing of a partner, showering sensual bliss you will celebrate your youth.

If not now when?

I feel your need, the hunger for the thrilling magic of the ultimate pleasure.

When your senses feel its magic, your dream turns in seven colors.

Who will deny if the intention is candid?

The experience won’t lie!

Submit to your intuition, as the mind has a special magic power to electrify true lust when it rendezvous a Diva. The Diva in me is here to celebrate your youth all the way.

Dive into the stream; let the spring flow before the tide of lust subsides.

Time and tide never wait!

The Dawn

Friday, November 7th, 2008

The refulgent full moon in the east rouses your craving and vigor and then forces you to be fulfilled. No urging goes futile if you find an ideal partner.

Many occasions have left you unquenched, bid farewell to this unfair zeal. Your lust never subsided, its soaring heat in your veins.

Irrepressible you’ve tried to be firm on your feet.

The surge was endless. You are vulnerable. You need a sanctuary, she whom you can rely upon to vent yourself.

A rendezvous of your choice, the woman of your choice; here she is.

Beyond promises, I can wake up the pleasure of your senses.

Slither on you, as I make your lust soar in a way you can feel. You gush against all odds. The winds of longing turn to a storm of lust.

You sail in me; the voyage never ends easily, when no boundaries are insurmountable.

The partner in me you need to sail more until you pause yourself. You sail through the ocean of pleasure, the tide subsides and then you sweat.

For the first time you enjoyed the ultimate pleasure, the surging rendezvous of love and lust.

Your veins are hot passing blood will not compromise. They need an exit of pleasure. Just surrender.

Tomorrow never ends.

Gone moments never return.

 

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